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What you said: I'm from Australia
What they heard: G'day mate, crikey this weather's crazy. I'll put another shrimp on the barbie after I ride my kangaroo, stone the flamin crows mate I think a dingo ate my baby.

legfruit:

tips for uni!!

- i don’t have any
- none of us know what we’re doing
- make rich friends

(via thr0wing-bibles-at-sluts)

jetbag:

one time i actually thought i had a chance with someone 

(via thr0wing-bibles-at-sluts)

"maccas run"

- ancient Australian proverb (via wigglyweak)

(Source: telescopics, via incommplete)

friendsarefortheweak:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

Share this it might save a life

(via relo-aded)

thisurltotallysucks:

dion-thesocialist:

It’s hilarious that we live in a society that will shame you for how much sex you have and for the junk food you eat. Like, wow, how dare you eat delicious foods and have orgasms, you’re a monster. Enjoy your miserable life filled with pleasures.

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(via relo-aded)

"Funny girls like you don’t get boyfriends. Funny girls like you get boys who are friends who want to date your boring pretty friends but also have you around to make them laugh."

- My mother - selawa (via modernmethadone)

shoot this was my life tho

(via ohceana)

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